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10th May 2010

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Letter to Earth.

Dear Earth,

Please end in 2012. You, are getting more sucky and fucked up every year. You produce assholes who control the prices so much that daily necessities are expensive. You produce geniuses that find out almost everything possible on this earth. So much so, everything is boring. You have theme parks that have no kick. You created this small ass place called Singapore, and allow it to flourish, so that there’d be more people to jack up property prices. You make our education system so good, that the students are dying. You make life so boring, when smoking becomes restricted so much that we have to do it in the sun most of the time. You make clubs so crowded i cant even step in sometimes. You make marriage life seem so routine. You made my arm break so i dont dare to do any stunts with my bike anymore. You make Judo so safe, i cant kill anyone on sight. You make us humans, from what we used to be in the wild, barbarians, evolve into humans who had so much fun fighting wars with swords and spears and dabbling in religions they created out of thin air, to humans who created engines and mechanical stuff, making things so complicated and fucked up, You made superpowers and weak fucked up countries like Africa. You made science discovery so quick that everything became so… difficult, you could have let us blame menstruation and eclipses on the gods instead of making us study them. You then made everything so mundane, made degrees a must have to get a job, made everything so boring and yet fast paced. And you put us, the new generation into this, used and raped lands of yours. So much so that we have people commiting suicide regularly out of stress and childish relationship problems, that all the nice tunes and lyrics were taken up by the generations before us. Leaving us with crappy miley cyrus and Justin bieber songs. You gave us nothing to look forward to but more work, we study to work, and we work to earn money to invest and earn more money. Is money all there is to this world? Thats so boring.

Yea, we have to earn to feed our families, but in the end, we feed our families, so that our children can earn big bucks of their own, us hoping we can live better, richer lives if they do.

Finally, you made the damn sun so fcking hot. That everytime i just finish bathing, i step out of my house for 5 mins, and a drop of sweat trickles down my face. Please, solve all these problems or end in 2012 -.-. ty.

P.S At least solve the weather problem if you cant solve the rest.

Yours sincerely,

Kevin Koo.